Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Wot's on your Work desk Wednesday 148

Hi not a very exciting work desk for you this morning....it's starting to get a little untidy around the edges but as for what I'm working on...mmmm!


I have a pile of stamps in the left hand corner waiting to be played with but before that I have a bespoke card to do. 
A very boring desk today for you...to find something much more exciting why not pop on over to Julia's blog and have a wee nosey at other fine crafty spaces....

I will now leave you with a funny a friend sent me today...it made me smile.

Before I go I have candy I am giving away, details on the 1st of April....it closes at midnight tonight so still got a chance to win if you want to enter.
Back to the joke.....

Four Worms in Church

(Four worms and a lesson to be learned !)

  
 
A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol 
... Dead.      
The second worm in cigarette smoke ... Dead
  The third worm in chocolate syrup 
... Dead
The fourth worm in good, clean soil 
... Alive .

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"
  

Maxine was sitting in the back and quickly raised her hand and said,
  
"As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service !

Happy WOYWW xxx.

23 comments:

Neesie said...

LOL ~ so funny...thanks for making me giggle.
Your desk looks extremely busy but creative ;D
I'm trying to visit everyone this week as I have a visitor coming from the UK so may not have time next week...so must dash...
Thanks for letting me take a peek and for visiting me. Have a great Easter weekend ~ Neesie #32

Sam said...

Well Hello up North! Fergus is waving too! He was actually bought right at the top of Scotland along the top road heading West out of Thurso in a tiny wee craft/coffee shop! He has been travelling the world ever since and even has his own scrapbook!
Lovely busy looking desk and thanks for the joke and visit!
xx

butlersabroad said...

Those piles are definitely starting to teeter! Be careful you don't get buried, lol, and thanks for the giggle. Now then, where's that chocolate syrup!

Hugs
Brenda 13

Lisa Richards said...

You have a nice spacious desk and lots of stuff to play with! Enjoy and have a blessed Easter!

Anne-marie said...

lvely stuff to play with on yur desk. Thanks fr thegggle about the worms
Anne-marie no 95

Suzanne said...

Thanks for visiting my desk, I've visited hardly anyone so far so I'd better get a move on! Loved looking through your blog and your Easter crafts, I've entered your giveaway too so I have had a great time visiting. Suzanne #100

Gabrielle said...

Loving the desk but loving the joke more! tee hee! That joke's now doing the rounds at work! I adore that tag with the heart and flying wings - really gorgeous! Thanks for sharing x

Mary Jo Rhoda said...

(LOL) Too funny! :)
I love your white caddy!
I think about buying that one frequently :)

Mary Jo #120

May said...

Lovely desk, Love the sermon it really did make me lol.... Happy Easter, Hugs May x x x No11

Hels Sheridan said...

ooohahhaaaa, that made me LOL, thanks for that!! Lovely busy desk BTW x

BJ said...

At last - back to this week!!! Well you did mention candy and I had to investigate that further as I am fairly new to all this blogging lark really.
Like your Bird Tag, is that Tim's April one perchance? Not got round to that one myself as yet. Glad your number came up you have made me smile, which is what my husband won't be doing when he gets in if I don't go and put the dinner on - Ho Hum BJ #58

Shazza said...

hee hee you made me laugh out loud!!!

BumbleVee said...

hahahah.a... perfect. Think I'll go have a drink!

okienurse said...

got a good giggle from your post. I wouldn't say your desk is boring cause its not. On close up I spied all sorts of fun things like the tags on the left, tapes in the center an bling in several spots! Hope you have a great week. Vickie @60

Julia Dunnit said...

ooh I think 'untidy around the edges' might just sum up my life!!! love that you Heaney stamps waiting to play with..show us when you've found time?

My name is Cindy said...

Very funny!! I like the way Maxine thinks! Happy WOYWW Cindy #67

Miriam said...

LOL!! LOve it!
#107

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Ha, love the gag!! I love your steampunk book with the blue cover from the previous post. That's so clever the way it looks 3D, as if you're looking through the cover to all the workings behind!
Hugs, LLJ #7 xx

Claire Smillie said...

Lol so true, hope you get time to play with those stamps soon :)
Claire #85

CraftygasheadZo said...

Giggling still! Take care, it's Friday and I'm still snooping my way through the list! Zo xx 78

Angie said...

Nice pile of creative clutter there! Have the worst time with new stamps, torn between keeping them new and using them right away! Have a great weekend!

Kate said...

Very creative looking desk :0)
Kate x

SophieNewton said...

Sorry I'm a bit late this week! Fabulous workspace, happy easter x
Sophie no.72